Bush to Marvin...Come In Marvin

There's a rumor going around that Bush was wearing an earpiece during the debate and was being fed his lines.

Marvin, are you willing to go on the record and disavow any involvement in this plot? And if you were involved, is that really the best Bush can do even when his lines are fed to him?

We earthlings must know if Our Dear Leader is even dumber than we've been heretofore led to believe.