Bush Selects Kerry Running Mate

Two senators on the Democratic ticket? Wasn't going to happen even before smiling Johnny started taking gentle gibes at the Seven Foot Botox Man. But it's now clear where Kerry will turn for his mojo infusion when it comes time to pick a running mate. If you haven't already figured it out, start watching cable TV on Thursday.

Attention Senior Richardson. Senior Richardson, please keep your fall calendar open. Paging Senior Richardson...

I'm just glad I don't have cable.