Embarrassing

Johnny was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. As they went around the room, all of the typical answers came up: doctor, lawyer, policeman, salesman.When the teacher got to Johnny, the room turned quiet. Finally, the teacher said, "So, Johnny, please tell us what your father does for a living." Johnny took a deep breath and said, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret. He takes off all his clothes in front of other men." The teacher was stunned by this development and hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring. She took Johnny aside and asked, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said Johnny, "My Dad works for the Bush administration, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

Thanks to bevushka for the laugh.