Friday, July 09, 2004

PB&J

Nectar of the GodsThe New York Times uncovers, perhaps, the most important reason to support John Kerry.

Being myself an ardent fan of the most important meal ever invented I have new found respect for the turgid senator.

As soon as he's elected, however, there will have to be an intense lobbying effort to promote a switch from Jif to Skippy.