AM Radio Hell

I just got back from picking my brother and parents up at the airport. Hour to airport; hour to their house; hour back home. I got to spend a good three hours listening to AM radio. Seems to me that to have your own AM radio show you need only do one of the following:

• Preach of the earthly hell that awaits us if Bush is not elected.
• Preach of the earthly hell that awaits us if Bush is elected.
• Preach of the eternal hell that awaits us if we don't oppose gay marraige.
• Preach of the eternal shame that is ours because the American Men's Olympic basketball team can't beat the Italian team in an exhibition game.