Yellow

Shorter Kerry:

Bush is a coward.

Seems about right. Let's look at the evidence.

• Bush is afraid to attack Kerry's service himself so he relies on bullies to do his dirty work
  
• Bush was afraid to go to Vietnam; he was also afraid "to shoot [his] eardrum out with a shotgun in order to get a deferment."
  
• Bush is afraid to face the press, having held only 13 solo press conferences
  
• Bush is afraid to face American citizens, requiring loyalty oaths at his staged campaign events
  
• Bush is afraid to face foreign leaders -- allies even!
  
• Bush is afraid to talk to colored people
  
• Bush is afraid to expose the Republican agenda at the GOP convention
  
• Bush is afraid of smart people
  
• Bush was afraid to take action after terrorists attacked our country. He took 7 minutes to decide to stop reading a children's story and nearly a month to defend our country against al Qaeda and the Taliban.
  
• Bush is afraid to lead by holding members of his administration accountable for their failures, including: failure to find WMD, failure to plan for post-war Iraq, intelligence failures, torturing prisoners, and the illegal outing of a covert CIA operative
  
• Bush is afraid to admit mistakes.
  
• Apparently, Bush is afraid of horses too.