Impossible to Make This Up

Cheney has revealed Bush's secret plan for the economy: eBay.

Well, this changes everything. Why didn't they say this before? I've been carping for months about Bush and how out of touch he is. If only I had known about the magic eBay bullet.

eBay does, what? About $30 billion in total sales annually? Whoa! Let's see, in a $10 trillion economy that works out to hmmm...Oh yeah, almost one third of one percent! Ca ching!

I'm sure the second prong in the "Bush-Cheney For Jobs" eBay arsenal is that ANYBODY can sell crap on eBay. This means that with just a few more eBay user ID's the Bush-Cheney economic tsunami will boast 0.0% unemployment. Ka pow!

Plus, those numbers don't even include John Edwards' excellent suggestion to add lemonade stand and cupcakes sales to the national ledger.

Man, the Bush-Cheney Cupcake Economy ROCKS!