Execute Her

"Faux" wedding? "Alleged" wedding ceremony? "Putative" wedding? Are Brittany and Kevin gay or something? With the damage Brittany has done to the sacred institution of marriage I think she must be gay. What other explanation can there be?

If we are to defend marriage from these Godless faggots we must have a Constitutional Amendment. And that namby-pamby proposal by strong American and Coloradoan Marilyn Musgrave doesn't go nearly far enough. We need an amendment with teeth and real punative measures.

I've previously made my recommendations known: Brittany Spears should be executed during the next Super Bowl half-time show.

I don't know about you, but since learning about Brittany and Kevin's real/fake wedding (not to mention the valid/invalid weddings of all those vile gays) my own marriage has started to crumble. We must defend marriage.

Execution I say. Who's with me?